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محمد سعيد بن مخاشن 11-02-2010 03:21 PM

An Innocent Joke
 
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An Innocent Joke

Two crackers decided to buy two horses! They bought the horses and decided to mark them; i.e. make differnt marks on each horse so each cracker can figure out his horse quickly. x

The following day the crackers came together with their horses. But to their astonishment they discovered that they cut the left ear of every horse. They said to each other; "Oh, this is not a good sign" and departed. x

The following day they brought their horses and got togethe. Again they discovered that they made a wrong sign because everyone cut the right ear of every horse. One of them said; "Listen brother! You should remove rhe right eye of your horse and I will remove the left eye of mine" Here one of the horses shouted; "You son of a pitch! Don’t you see that one of us is black and the other is white?" x

الخليفي الهلالي 11-03-2010 12:21 PM

بن مخاشن,

Crackers always make me laugh so hard, Their stupidty is just too funny, Thank you for the nice joke

طبتم؛؛؛؛؛

محمد سعيد بن مخاشن 11-03-2010 02:59 PM

اقتباس:

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة الخليفي الهلالي (المشاركة 562851)
بن مخاشن,

Crackers always make me laugh so hard, Their stupidty is just too funny, Thank you for the nice joke

طبتم؛؛؛؛؛


At midnight; two crackers were quarrelling! One said it was midday. The other said it was afternoon. A third person was passing by. The two crackers ran to him in despair. They asked; "Hey brother! Is it midday or afternoon?" He answered; "Excuse me! I am a stranger in this town." x

مبارك بوشندل 11-13-2010 06:27 AM

My teacher and brother Mohammed I want your private email if you please my email is Boushandle@yahoo

مبارك بوشندل 11-13-2010 06:32 AM

Thank you very much ,Ithink the two crackers have color blindness.

مبارك بوشندل 11-13-2010 06:32 AM

Thank you very much ,Ithink the two crackers have color blindness.

محمد سعيد بن مخاشن 11-20-2010 12:16 AM

اقتباس:

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة عاشق الحور (المشاركة 567273)
Thank you very much ,Ithink the two crackers have color blindness.

They are only insane! x
x

مبارك بوشندل 12-06-2010 08:38 PM

Sorry Ihave asked you to send me your email my email is Boushandle @yahoo.com
بوشندل

مبارك بوشندل 12-09-2010 06:12 AM

please do not neglect my own request

بو فيصل الجابري 02-07-2011 11:33 PM

hehehehehe

very nice joke....


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