An Innocent Joke

**محمد سعيد بن مخاشن** · 11-02-2010, 03:21 PM

An Innocent Joke

Two crackers decided to buy two horses! They bought the horses and decided to mark them; i.e. make differnt marks on each horse so each cracker can figure out his horse quickly. x

The following day the crackers came together with their horses. But to their astonishment they discovered that they cut the left ear of every horse. They said to each other; "Oh, this is not a good sign" and departed. x

The following day they brought their horses and got togethe. Again they discovered that they made a wrong sign because everyone cut the right ear of every horse. One of them said; "Listen brother! You should remove rhe right eye of your horse and I will remove the left eye of mine" Here one of the horses shouted; "You son of a pitch! Don’t you see that one of us is black and the other is white?" x

**الخليفي الهلالي** · 11-03-2010, 12:21 PM

بن مخاشن,

Crackers always make me laugh so hard, Their stupidty is just too funny, Thank you for the nice joke

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**محمد سعيد بن مخاشن** · 11-03-2010, 02:59 PM

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بن مخاشن,

Crackers always make me laugh so hard, Their stupidty is just too funny, Thank you for the nice joke

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At midnight; two crackers were quarrelling! One said it was midday. The other said it was afternoon. A third person was passing by. The two crackers ran to him in despair. They asked; "Hey brother! Is it midday or afternoon?" He answered; "Excuse me! I am a stranger in this town." x