[محمد سعيد بن مخاشن]

An Innocent Joke

Two crackers decided to buy two horses! They bought the horses and decided to mark them; i.e. make differnt marks on each horse so each cracker can figure out his horse quickly. x

The following day the crackers came together with their horses. But to their astonishment they discovered that they cut the left ear of every horse. They said to each other; "Oh, this is not a good sign" and departed. x

The following day they brought their horses and got togethe. Again they discovered that they made a wrong sign because everyone cut the right ear of every horse. One of them said; "Listen brother! You should remove rhe right eye of your horse and I will remove the left eye of mine" Here one of the horses shouted; "You son of a pitch! Don’t you see that one of us is black and the other is white?" x